You’ll Win A Comedy Award With Your Dick Length

I laugh myself to lumps because YOU are such a joke! On the entire you are a laughing stock, but when I look at your little jizz-shotgun, this little pathetic thing is the pinnacle of it all, haha! The world has never seen such a little thing! Your dick could win a comedy award! The women of the world roll on the floor laughing and you practice the most extreme indignity of your life. I would love to put you on stage right now and fill whole halls with people laughing at you. I would earn a hell of a lot of money with you just because the whole world wants to see your non-existent dick and will laugh itself limp!