Completely Destroying Your Precious Diploma

I work at the desk and play around with my high high-heeled shoes on the floor. I didnt notice the chunk of paper on the ground and casually budge my footwear over it. As I get up from the chair the lump of paper gets stuck to my shoe foot and I carry it into the bathroom on the foot of my shoe. After returning to the desk I notice the paper, pick it up and begin crumpling it - thats when I notice theres writing on it - its your diploma! Oh, too bad, it already has some shoe prints on it and is all crumbly - guess I can then ruin it for good! I start to tear it up with my shoes, spit on it, crumble it and wipe my shoe soles on it - until theres only a few shreds of paper left! I pick up the remains, crumble them into a ball and throw it in the toilet - where it gets flushed down and is lost forever. So many years of your life invested into getting this diploma - and so quickly it gets destroyed!